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USE CODE: 'VIP' at checkout to get a pay later offer, you will still need to enter in your CC details but you won't be charged anything. 1: You MUST choose the WHOLESALE shipping option. 2: You must put your company name in the notes. 3: Please make sure to enter your phone number. Without this info we cannot process your order. All prices are shown at retail value, you get 50% off of what you see :)

We offer 30 days NET, so do not panic, you will 0 out your cart total with VIP promo code.

Are you seeking to elevate the awesomeness of your store? Wanna sell the sparkliest, sexiest, quirkiest pasties in the entire galaxy? Looking for ANUSTART? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you are a Neva Nude! If you answered yes to all, then you are an elder and let's all go live in a log cabin together...but before that next adventure here are a few deets about how to wholesale our treats!

All products are listed as their MSRP, once you enter in the promo code 'VIP' you cart total will be zeroed out. Fill up your cart with ALL OF THE THINGS and then submit your incredible order. Our internet fairies will reply in Record Castle Run Time to confirm the order. Once confirmed, our elves will begin processing, preparing, and packaging your order. Please note that our fairies and elves do not maintain OSHA standards, so feel free to reach out at any time with questions, concerns, or compliments.

Once the order is ready, the internet fairies will confirm payment method and the elves will ship your package via USPS unless otherwise specified (.sadly we could not secure the Owl Post).

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